Erection Day!

Holy crap. A whole lotta shit has gone down the past few months. Seems like the world as we know it is crumbling...and there's a lot more trouble to come. Not really sure why either of these guys wants to be president anymore - this has to be the most daunting set of problems facing a new administration since FDR, maybe longer. And it's been the never-ending campaign - so thank God, Election Day is here! Hard to believe it’s finally, nearly, truly almost over. I’ve refrained from posting anything on here the past few months, choosing to vent elsewhere – Huffington Post, shooting the shit with friends, mumbling to myself while watching assorted talking heads on cable.

But now, at long last, the chance to take the one meaningful action that matters – the only thing that matters, really. Vote. Although technically I already did it – turned in the mail-in ballot in person last week, knowing I’d be spending the entire day as a poll watcher for the Democrats. And what a lonnnng day it looks to be – 6:30am until the last person votes and they tear down the site, which could be well after the polls close at 7pm. I’m thinking a 15 hour day – wahoo! But it’s a lot better than sitting at home and watching MSNBC tally the returns for hours on end – never thought I’d get to the point where I’d had enough of the campaign, but I’m just about there. (Jenny has been in awe/disgust at my capacity to consume so much election-related media.) Jesus H., let’s just vote already.

Also choosing to resist obsessing about how many things could go wrong, about the Diebold machines that Rove and Cheney programmed to cheat, about the numerous ways that voter fraud and intimidation may rear its ugly head. Choosing instead to envision just how great it will feel to win, to back the winner, and to know that the long national nightmare of W. is about to mercifully draw to a close. Not sure what I’m more excited to watch tomorrow night – Matthews and Olbermann beside themselves with glee, or the variety of assholes at Fox News trying to intellectually process an Obama victory, perhaps even a landslide/mandate. Probably the latter – exploding heads are always cool.

Thoughts on the DNC

So the Democratic National Convention is finally in town, and as fascinated as I am by presidential politics, I haven't summoned the courage to fight the traffic and head downtown yet. Curious as to what exactly the protesters are protesting, curious as to how many celebrities are cruising Larimer Square, curious to see if anyone's hiring for over-educated, under-employed interns. (Yep, still looking - and it's nearly Labor Day, how ironic. But I digress.) But so far I've avoided the whole thing, other than staying home to watch the talking heads and getting excited to see Union Station in the background. Although I haven't done much more than stick a couple yard signs out front, I do intend to get more involved in the campaign process during the next few weeks. Would hate for this whole thing to come down to swing state Colorado going for McCain by the slimmest of margins and knowing I could have canvassed more neighborhoods and made more phone calls. It amazes me that this is even a possibility - who the hell are these 45% of the voters who are supporting McCain? Even more mystifying, who are the 12-15% still undecided?? Boggles my mind. I guess people just really aren't paying attention, at all. If they were, McCain would be 20 points behind.

I grew up in Arizona, where McCain has been our Senator for many years. I disagreed with him on many issues but I always respected him, and was disappointed he didn't get nominated in 2000. (Still would have voted for Gore, but I would have thought about it.) But that was eight years ago, and something has gone terribly wrong with the man. The John McCain of 2008 is no Maverick. He has cozied up to Bush on nearly every single issue - except climate change, thankfully - and appears to have lost any sense of independent spirit or innovation. He is uninformed, dangerously out of touch for today's technology-based global economy (never uses a computer?!), and often seems confused, tired and bitter. It's sad to see - I can't remember a public figure looking and sounding more tired and worn out, a total retread of a candidate. He simply doesn't have the vision, intelligence, or judgment to lead this country in the 21st century. Obama may have some on-the-job learning to do, but I trust his judgment far more than the empty shell that once was the 'Maverick'.

Along those lines, this post really troubled me. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/the-mccaine-mutiny_b_121034.html Chris Kelly is normally a scathingly funny writer, but here he pegs the current incarnation of McCain to a T, and it's frightening. Horrifying thought, really, that this guy has a serious shot at the White House - whether it's because the Democrats eventually implode due to Hillary Pumas gone wild, or Obama foolishly veering toward the center and pissing off the base when 80% of the nation thinks we're on the wrong track, or just simple, old school, redneck racist fear of some black Muslim dude with Hussein in his name. God help us...

George Carlin, R.I.P.

It's been a lousy couple weeks. First Tim Russert dies during the most exciting election cycle in recent memory, leaving our national political discourse rudderless and in the hands of hacks like Hannity and Blitzer. And now this. One of my heroes - a champion of free speech and free thinking, hilarious, offensive, challenging, brilliant, crass, depressing, and honest - is gone. God bless you George Carlin (even though you were convinced He didn't exist). You told us the truth, even when it was ugly or stupid or unpopular. You challenged us to look at the world, and in the mirror, with a critical eye. You loved language and words. You had a bullshit meter like nobody else. And you were damn funny. The world is definitely a dimmer place today without you.

Gun for hire

Times are tough. The official statistics may suggest otherwise (unemployment is down!) but I believe there are more people out of work than the government is letting on. Just because you're not applying for unemployment benefits or looking for jobs doesn't necessarily mean you're fully employed - it may just mean you've given up hope and stopped trying. Funny how the stats don't account for that. And besides, statistics are irrelevant as to any one individual - either you've got a job or you don't. In my case, unemployment is at an all time high of 100%. So go ahead and chalk up another one to the lousy economy: I've been unemployed for almost two months now. And it sucks. You might think I'd have been posting a lot more, what with all the free time being out of work offers. Turns out looking for a job is a full time job in itself.

And since the only people who would ever possibly come across this blog are already aware of my situation, it's probably redundant to mention that I've also spent the last couple months jumping the final hurdles to the bar and am now licensed to practice law in Colorado. (Just in case, there ya go.) So far, the biggest change is one of perception. I've been in between jobs before, but for the first time in my life, I can potentially end it all simply by declaring myself open for business. Just in the last week, I've been approached by a couple friends and acquaintances asking for a little legal advice about this or that, and I'm happy to help out of course. It's only after I've spent the better part of an hour listening to their problems, analyzing their situation and discussing potential courses of action toward a solution, that it occurs to me - I should totally be charging for this! Very strange to think that your time is worth actual cash money (50, 100, 200 bucks an hour?!) and that a conversation you would have had at a bar over a couple beers trying to help a buddy sort out a sticky situation is now an offer of professional consulting services for a fee, to be paid within 30 days by cash, check or credit, thankyouverymuch. Still, it is pretty cool to come home from Kinko's with a stack of business cards that look very much like the real deal. Wait, they ARE the real deal. This is gonna take some getting used to...

So I guess the real question is, have you or someone you know been injured in an auto accident?

Senate wimps out on FISA

(Note: This rant was originally written a couple weeks ago, just getting around to posting it now, when there's still a chance the House may shame the Senate to grow a pair and stand up to Bush. Let's hope so.)

So many emotions upon hearing this news. I'm furious. Sick to my stomach. Ashamed of my Senator, Ken Salazar (CO). Disappointed in my fellow Americans for either being too dense to understand this issue or too apathetic to give a damn. Frustrated that no one in any position of authority seems able or interested in stemming the slow decline of civil rights in this country. Disgusted (but not surprised) that even if this vote gets mentioned on the evening news (highly unlikely), it will only receive 1/10th of the time & attention devoted to Britney's latest public foible. Outraged on behalf of the Founding Fathers, who would not recognize the country they thought they left for us. Confused about what to do next, short of standing on the Senate steps and egging every old white man that walks by. Still moderately hopeful about Obama's chances to make a difference. Increasingly worried about what slimy trap awaits him in the general election. Despondent that I may have to leave this great land I love if it continues to dissolve like this. Mildly excited about the thought of moving to Canada. Slightly more excited about Europe. Worried about calling anyone on my cell phone to vent. Wondering, who's listening now?

Balancing act

Bush just submitted his final budget to Congress yesterday - $3.1 trillion in spending. For those of us who are mathematically challenged, that's a million times a million, times three. Jesus. It’s obscene and completely untethered to reality, but at least it’s his last one (halleluyah!). Which got me thinking…

About seven or eight years ago I spent the better part of a Saturday engaged in a fascinating civics experiment. A room full of regular citizens divided into ideologically balanced groups of ten or so. We were briefed on the basic funding mechanisms that Congress employs, presented with a list of programs, agencies, etc. to prioritize along with predetermined spending mandates and restrictions, and charged with balancing the federal budget.

What a clusterfuck. I gained a tremendous amount of appreciation for my fellow citizens (both Reps and Dems) as we all struggled with some absolutely impossible choices: Social Security & Medicare vs. defense vs. education vs. social services vs. keeping taxes low and equitable vs. raising certain tax brackets, etc. etc. etc. (This was before 9/11 & the Iraq war, which only would have made things harder.) And none of us had constituents to keep happy, or had lobbyists whispering in our ears - we were just trying to see if we could actually do it and come to some kind of negotiated consensus at our little table. Not many of us could without making huge cuts in programs we cared deeply about AND raising taxes to pre-Reagan levels (30, 40, 50% and up).

Bush's folly notwithstanding, we are in serious trouble, folks. I’m convinced that Americans, whether willfully ignorant or merely clueless, have no true concept of what it would take to realistically balance the massive federal budget. The combination of insane military spending with crippling entitlements like Medicare and SS have tied our hands to the point that we are going to collapse as a society if we don’t make serious changes…and there’s the rub. Who has the political willpower to stand up and break the news to the American people that we’re headed toward certain bankruptcy unless we make drastic changes, let alone has the political ability to actually make those changes happen? Nobody, that’s who - at least nobody in their right mind who wants to get reelected. Maybe a Ralph Nader or Ron Paul type who doesn’t stand a chance in hell of getting elected in the first place (and whose fault is that?).

The truth is, we can’t wait for some savior to come along and lead us through this harsh new reality - ain’t gonna happen. That kind of transformational change can only come from the bottom up, from a motivated, informed, committed populace willing to sacrifice individual interests for the common good. A nation of self-governing, involved citizens, kinda like the Founding Fathers envisioned. Not to be too pessimistic, but does that sound like America circa 2008? Didn't think so.

Can't believe I'm doing this

First entry! I wrote a law school article decrying the overstated impact of blogs in the new media, basically disregarding them as a passing fad. That was 2005. And now here I am, kicking off 2008 with an urgent need to follow an impulse and create my own blog?! Like anyone's gonna care what I have to say? So be it - at least now I'll have an outlet for my annual Best Of music lists...cuz nobody posts those these days.